The Sleep Struggles We Solve
Napping Shame Syndrome
Currently, 87% of office workers nap in bathroom stalls. Our consultants help you nap with pride and purpose. We worked with GiantCorp's CEO who now naps openly at board meetings, improving his quarterly snore ratings by 340%.
Amateur Pillow Positioning
Bad pillow angles lead to neck pain, drool incidents, and suboptimal REM cycles. Our proprietary Pillow Placement Protocol has helped NapTech Industries achieve zero-drool certification for 18 consecutive months.
Snore Performance Anxiety
Worried your snoring isn't competitive enough? Our acoustic sleep coaches analyze your snore patterns and develop personalized resonance strategies. One client went from "quiet wheeze" to "majestic thunderclap" in just 6 sessions.
Our Drowsy Services
Power Nap Bootcamp
Intensive 20-minute napping drills designed for busy executives. Learn to fall asleep instantly in any meeting, elevator, or standing position. Includes complimentary eye mask and "Do Not Disturb" lanyard.
Enroll NowSnore Optimization
Advanced acoustic coaching to perfect your sleeping sounds. Whether you want a gentle purr or a room-clearing rumble, our specialists fine-tune your nasal resonance for maximum impact.
Amplify Your SnoresCorporate Siesta Programs
Transform your workplace culture with mandatory afternoon naps. We install nap pods, train Designated Nap Monitors, and help HR write "Excessive Alertness" policies.
Sleepify Your Workplace