Turn Your Z's Into A's

Executive napping strategy for the chronically exhausted. Because sleeping on the job should be a skill, not a fireable offense.

47,000+ Hours of Sleep Coached
3 World Napping Championships Won
0 Clients Fired (Yet)

The Sleep Struggles We Solve

Napping Shame Syndrome

Currently, 87% of office workers nap in bathroom stalls. Our consultants help you nap with pride and purpose. We worked with GiantCorp's CEO who now naps openly at board meetings, improving his quarterly snore ratings by 340%.

Amateur Pillow Positioning

Bad pillow angles lead to neck pain, drool incidents, and suboptimal REM cycles. Our proprietary Pillow Placement Protocol has helped NapTech Industries achieve zero-drool certification for 18 consecutive months.

Snore Performance Anxiety

Worried your snoring isn't competitive enough? Our acoustic sleep coaches analyze your snore patterns and develop personalized resonance strategies. One client went from "quiet wheeze" to "majestic thunderclap" in just 6 sessions.

Our Drowsy Services

Power Nap Bootcamp

Intensive 20-minute napping drills designed for busy executives. Learn to fall asleep instantly in any meeting, elevator, or standing position. Includes complimentary eye mask and "Do Not Disturb" lanyard.

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Snore Optimization

Advanced acoustic coaching to perfect your sleeping sounds. Whether you want a gentle purr or a room-clearing rumble, our specialists fine-tune your nasal resonance for maximum impact.

Amplify Your Snores

Corporate Siesta Programs

Transform your workplace culture with mandatory afternoon naps. We install nap pods, train Designated Nap Monitors, and help HR write "Excessive Alertness" policies.

Sleepify Your Workplace

What Our Drowsy Clients Say

Janet Pillow, CEO of RestCorp

"Before Competitive Napping Consultants, I was averaging only 3 desk naps per day. Now I'm hitting 7-8 with full REM cycles. My productivity has plummeted, but my dreams have never been more vivid."

Blanket Williams, Marathon Siesta Champion 2024

"They helped me shave 2 hours off my time to fall asleep. I went from an embarrassing 47-minute amateur to a professional 12-second knockout. Gold medal material."